Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Lyric Theories


*Banging on wall* Are You Ready For Another Bad Blog Post?

Today's post is all about strange occurrences in Emo lyrics.
I have three examples. Most of these I realized when I was half asleep....

1.
Songs: "Alone Together" and "Rat A Tat" by Fall Out Boy
Lyric: Alone Together- "And I said, I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead"
Lyric: Rat A Tat- "And I said "I'll check in tomorrow if I don't wake up dead, " "

Explanation: FALL OUT BOY REFERENCED THEMSELVES!!!
Interesting fact: One the album Save Rock And Roll, Alone Together come first on the album before Rat A Tat. Plus in the actual line from Rat A Tat has quotations around it so they really did quote themselves.


2.
Songs: "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" and "Sarah Smiles" by Panic! At The Disco
Lyric: IWSNT- There isn't really a lyric but the title say "I Write Sins..."
Lyric: Sarah Smiles- "Mm, your original sin."

Explanation: If Brendon writes sins, and Sarah was the original sin. Does that mean he created her? If he created her then he is her father. THEN he married Sarah. So Brendon Urie married his daughter....
Incest.

3.
Songs: "Lane Boy" and "Holding Onto You" by Twenty One Pilots
Lyric: Lane Boy- "Don't trust a perfect person"
Lyric: Holding Onto You- "I must'a forgot, you can't trust me"

Explanation: Pretty much Tyler was like "Don't trust perfect people" then he was like "Don't trust me". He was admitting that he is perfect (which we already knew).


That's all I got!
I love you all!
-Emo Mama

Wednesday, May 31, 2017

*Fangirl Trigger Warning*

*Warning*
*You may get triggered by this post*

Guys I just found some crazy stuff out about my favorite band!!!!!

Did you know that Ryan Ross left Panic! At The Disco?!?!!
I had no idea!
Jk I knew (rip Ryan Ross)

There are a few things that I don't understand....
Please don't kill me or stop reading the blog because of this..............

What the heck is the Milk Fic?!?!
I have never looked it up because I'm not sure I want it on my web history.....
All I know about it is "Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub"
So obviously its pretty bad lol.

BUT

According to the comments on a Facebook post about it someone asked what the Milf Fic was and no one would answer except for
"It's not as bad as the Hat Fic."

WHAT THE HECK IS THE HAT FIC?!?!?!

Here's some Ryden *get ready to be triggered*

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Those are literally the only ones I could find that were appropriate.
YOU PEOPLE ARE NASTY
(Miss Jackson)

That's all I can handle today...
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I love you all!
-Emo Mama



Tuesday, May 23, 2017

So Long And Goodnight


The time has come.
The school year is coming to an end, meaning they confiscate my laptop.

It has been 9 months since I started this blog, 9 months of hard work and dedication to writing useless fan girl info.
If you think about it.... 9 months is the amount of time to give birth to a baby, and I guess I sorta have. This blog is my baby, and y'all are all my Emo Babies.

I really could not have gotten this far without you all. I owe everything to my readers and friends.

And of course I can't forget your Emo Dads!
Since I am an Emo Mama with Emo Babies I figured I should have an Emo Husband.
We have a few people in the running for the Emo Dad.

1. Patrick Stump
2. Brendon Urie
3. Gerard Way
4. Josh Dun

Maybe they are all you fathers....
Or maybe your real Emo Dad is C, the guy who kept breaking my heart and inspired about half the posts I write.

I love you all so much and I really do owe it all to you guys.
Be sure to subscribe to the Emo Mama Email to get updates when I post over the summer. I already have some scheduled posts so be sure to look out for those to post!

Have a great summer and I will be back before you know it!
-Emo Mama

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Monday, May 22, 2017

Subscribe Subscribe Subscribe!!


As some of you know, I run my blogging empire off a school computer (classy I know).
Due to the fact that the school year is ending on Friday, the school has decided to deprive me of my computer on Wednesday.

Now is the time to sign up for the Emo Mama Updates so that way if I somehow post during the summer you will know about it!
Chances are you only know when I post thanks to social media, unfortunately I won't have access to twitter and what not over the summer. So unless you just check the page every day you won't know unless you subscribe!

I will post one final goodbye post later and I will try to write a few more and set them to publish later on (like a delayed post).

I wanted to make sure my Emo Babies were taken care of over the summer so please subscribe so you can keep up over the summer!

If you want to sign up for the emails the scroll back up to the top of the post and put your email in the box that says "Get Emo Mama Updates!"

I love you all and I can't wait for the summer!
-Emo Mama

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Page Updates


Since I don't have any news to talk about (my life has been extremely dull lately) I spent some time updating the blog pages!!

In case you didn't notice I added a new blog page! My recent post, How To Impress Emo Boys, is now a page!!!
I figured the information in there was SO CRUCIAL that it needed to be easily accessible.
In all honesty I think the guide is great! I spent a whole day looking for stuff like that and I couldn't find anything so I wrote my own.

Sorry that I don't have anything interesting today (other than UPDATED BLOG PAGES!!)
Well I did find this...

I am in between Halsey and Josh Dun....
Not too bad, but I'm still short.

I love you all and be sure to check out the updated pages!
-Emo Mama

Thursday, May 11, 2017

How To Impress Emo Boys


Today's blog is a helpful, step by step process on how to dress to impress your Emo boy.
Sorry to all my male readers, this one doesn't pertain to you but feel free to read anyway!

Full disclaimer: Not everything is about clothes or makeup, you also have to have a nice personality and all that other stuff guys like. When it comes to character it really depends on the guy. But I can help you look fabulous!!!

Step 1: The Clothes
The clothes make the girl!
There are three routes you can go with the outfit.

1. Fancy
Examples of this are Dresses, skirts, and other formal wear.
Only wear fancy attire if you are A. going somewhere super nice or B. You are meeting their parents, going to church, or anything else like that.

2. Casual
Examples are the typical Emo dress. Band shirts, black or ripped jeans, hoodies, and Converse Converse Converse!!!
Other accessories include beanies, flower crowns, and jewelry which I will talk about later.

3. Themed
Now stay with me here, I'm really excited about this part!
Lets say you want the attention of a guy but all he cares about is his music, we'll say Fall Out Boy. in order to get his attention you would have to be Patrick Stump.
WELL BAM

With black jeans, a black and white striped shirt, leather jacket, and optional fedora you will be rocking it like Patrick Stump!
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Oh he's not into Fall Out Boy? Then try these!


Twenty One Pilots: TOP shirt, floral kimono and ripped jeans.


Panic! At The Disco: Panic! shirt, sparky skirt, and maybe add a matching jacket if you have it.

I wouldn't call this tactic cosplay, just stylish representation.
(P.S. The Patrick Stump works I've used it)

Step 2: Accessories
Jewelry can bling up any outfit. 
There are two parts I will cover.

1. Bracelets 
Wristbands are a must!
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If wrist bands aren't you thing there are plenty of other bracelets you can wear, it all depends on the outfit.
Black is usually the best color.

2. Earrings
Black is always cute for earrings.

Those are my personal earrings, most of them are black. 

Step 3: Hair, Nails, and Makeup
1. Nails
Now I never paint my nails but when I do....

I paint them black!
If you want, purple is also a fine color, but none of that pink or baby blue stuff.

2. Hair
The best thing to do in my opinion is leave it down. Natural is better sometimes! If I am feeling wild I will flat iron it!

3. Makeup
Eyeliner.
That's all you need! 
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Ok maybe not like that, but just make it pretty and make it bold! 
Black is a safe color but I like to mix it up with brown, navy blue, or if you are really out there, purple!

Lipstick can also be fun but it's not necessary. 
Black, purple, and dark red are great colors depending on your completion.

So that's all I got for you!
If you have any questions about something I didn't cover let me know!
I love you all and good luck getting those Emo Boys!
-Emo Mama






Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Panicking at the Disco? Alpaca Urie!!


I don't know if you are ready for what I am about to share with you....
First off, I'm sorry the title is inaccurate, I was trying to make a lame joke....

Who remembers that new song by Fall Out Boy, it wasn't that big of a deal it was only YOUNG & MENACE and it SET UP A NEW ALBUM CALLED MAN I A !!!!

So in the original video, a young girl (we're pretty sure) runs away from her parents who are llamas.
Now I know the title says Alpaca and I'm sorry I was trying to make a pun...

A little after the music video came out THIS VIDEO APPEARED ON YOUTUBE

Now whether Brendon was actually in the video or not I'm not sure.
If I'm totally honest he was probably the Mama Llama instead of the Daddy Llama just because...

So is your mind blown? Mine was.
That's all I've got until next time.

Personal note: I could use some relationship advice.
(What? Is she in a relationship? Is there juicy gossip? I MUST KNOW!)
Nothing interesting has happened yet but it might soon lol.
Please hit me up if you have any good relationship advice.

I love you all!
-Emo Mama Llama